Posts tagged ‘the birth of Krishna’

August 22, 2011

A chip off the old block

by 3arn0wl

Mr. and Mrs. Youspell-That are delighted to announce the birth of their second son.

Keen gardener, Mr. Youspell-That had been lifting King Edwards, Jersey Royals & Des Lynhams on their allotment when his wife’s waters broke.

There’s been singing and dancing, acting and dairy-related food to celebrate the auspicious birth.

The doting parents are hoping that their son will become a teacher, a philosopher or a hero, but are keenly aware of the age-old adage: “September’s child will be a success while August’s child will have all the stress.”