Posts tagged ‘Penny Treat’

May 16, 2012


by 3arn0wl

Middle of May and the Pig’s Trotters are keen to go for a walk.  They won’t be out long if the weather’s anything like yesterday though.

Paul King’s sent groups of students out GeocachingHe’s given them coordinates, a GPS and ten tokens.  Wonder who’ll get back first?

D-rover returns – Penny Treat popped into the Flying Pig for a glass of perry, Maison.  She didn’t tarry long but did knit a row of stitches on the H.P. Scarf.

But Sally from the Bourbon line is in a most embarrassing predicament.  She seems to have lost her roving briefs somewhere.

December 4, 2011

Sweet dreams (are made of this)

by 3arn0wl

People dreamt some very strange dreams last night:

Andy Bannister woke up convinced that Poppy was pregnant. He couldn’t imagine how that could’ve happened.

As she lay in her bower, Penny Treat had the most vivid recollections of being in love with an ass.

And on arising, Tom Bell was transported with delight as he’d imagined he was on Venus!

November 3, 2011

Penny ♥ the guy

by 3arn0wl

Penny Treat was passing through Little Sniffy on a ramble along Drover’s Lane, and as she came to a kissing gate at Glebe Farm, she met Guy. Well. It was as if Oberon had poured love juice into her eyes, because she Straightway loved an ass!

It’s true that Angela’s ass is very attractive, butt it doesn’t usually get such attention. Indeed, such was the cursory inspection at birth that the donkey was given the name Guy, even though he is actually a she.

Ms. Treat couldn’t tarry for long however, and having fed him with apricocks and dewberries, with purple grapes, green figs, and mulberries she reluctantly carried on with her walk.