Posts tagged ‘Amazing Grace’

January 24, 2012

Offally scarce

by 3arn0wl

Neeps: nay prablem
Tatties: two a penny
Single malt: by the weee drrram.
Tartan: pressed

The Fiddlers & Dodgers had been booked for weeks, and he’d bin practisin’ Amazing Grace on his bagpipes for days.

Even the toasts were written and practised.

But the whole thing was about to come unstuck, because he couldn’t find the guest of honour.

And it was in less than 24 hours!!!

Orrrhhh norrrhhh!!!!!

What on Earth was he going tae dae? …………..