But how was he supposed to know what went on on a first date? It was his first first date, after all!
Out of the Chorley sausage making factory spews this season’s well-cured bangers, attired in their superhero gowns and mortar boards, ready to take on the world.
Amongst them our protagonists. How did they fair?
- A first for Ray Burns? That’s a first!
- Good Honours for Ali Moany;
There was worship of an unexpected sort as Mick Jagger and Keith Richards left The Place this morning.
The pair were mobbed by a large group of Druids in full regalia as they struggled to reach their cars just after dawn, rather than the customary scantily clad young women they’re used to.
The crowds soon dispersed however, when they realised that the two gentlemen were …… .. … ……. … … … …….. …….
Well there they are.
Their armoury? Just a quiverful of quills and the knowledge dripped down over three years, from the generation above.