by 3arn0wl

The steaks were high as Inspector Force and Sgt. John Constable charged to Le Bonk earlier this morning.

Poker faced,  they interrogated every inch of the interior for one-armed bandits,  but all they found was a shard from a broken straight edge on the table.

Apparently the teller had inadvertently hit the jackpot panic button as he’d bent over to pick up the pen he’d dropped.

On hearing all the commotion, Michelle Biskup came down and remarked, “This is a bank, not a casino you know!”

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