The Visit of the blessèd virgin Mary to Elizabeth

by 3arn0wl

Actually Maria was too embarrassed to go,  so she sent a proxy.

That dullard in the rugger team was dispatched forthwith to get it. He must’ve been in there at least 15 minutes and done at least two complete laps of the chemists before he acquired the testing kit.

And it was some considerable time later still before he plucked up the courage to approach the till.

But having met her gaze and flushed post-box red he managed, in a somewhat breaking voice: “’s not for me! It’s for my mate”.

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