Cheese Roll anyone?

by 3arn0wl

Alistair Crookes has gone up to the trig point way above Winskill for some peace.  He’s taken a cheese roll – he may be some time. It’s almost as if you’re on top of the world up there. And he can see his flock, like little white dots on a green radar screen,  down below.

Minnie Driver’s up at Snodding Hall in her cheese role – hoping to persuade Cook Cakes to use her new Gawthrop Blue in her scones.  Cook Cakes thinks the idea’s cuckoo, but agrees to give it a try.

And the formidably foolish, the helplessly hopeful and the seriously simple youth have gathered once again – as they always do on Mayday Monday in Upper Snodding, Stilton, and twice in Gloucester – to throw themselves down a ridiculously steep hill in a quest to capture a smelly, dirty round of cheese.

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