Having the Minister… for tea

by 3arn0wl

Cook Cakes emboldened herself sufficiently to invite the Dean, Fr. James, around for tea. She’d spent much of the week fussing and prepping, determined to make sure everything was just so.

The table was sagging beneath the mass of food befitting such an auspicious occasion: sausage rolls, ham pies, trifle and of course innumerable wonderful cakes.

Cook Cakes offered him a plate, and all was going extremely well until they came to their just desserts. There was much sniggering and general embarrassment ensued when she asked if she might “press him to a tart”.

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