Drilling for black gold

by 3arn0wl

As Oliver tramped Over the footpaths of the area admiring the gold of his crop, he was aware that time was approaching for drilling the Spring rape.

To ensure good crop rotation whilst maximizing the acreage he can drill, he’s persuaded a number of farmers in the area to swap fields with him. And whilst they’ve been planting wheat and barley and beat and potatoes at Home Farm, he’s focussed on producing his very profitable liquid gold.

Demand for the oil is well known, but when erroneous reports from less reputable media outlets suggested that there may be delivery complications, there were queues around the block at the Farmers’ Market.

Not to worry though, Oliver’s got Reserve vats vast reserves!

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