Breakfast News

by 3arn0wl

The Poppleton Fire Brigade dashed into Daley Bread in an apparent emergency earlier this morning. Having ordered up all the stock, they confessed to being starving and in need of quantitative easing.

Lord Rupert’s printer is jammed again.  You’d’ve thought he would have realised by now that that’s what happens when you try to use the computer whilst you’re having breakfast.

Angela Anyould’s a cereal starter:  never seems able to finish her muesli though.

And Dr. Heal has counselled Oliver Bath to refrain from eating Moore’s Biscuits for breakfast.  Nice as they are, they’re much better for elevenses.

Later: Trouble at the Women’s Institute.

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