Bat flattery

by 3arn0wl

As Justin was trudging along in the freezing dark and cold of his paperround,  with Don McLean blaring away in his ears, he was wondering:

  • Why some planes were called Light Aircraft, when they clearly weren’t light at all;
  • Why 3arn0wl’s treehouse was built in a Plane Tree that didn’t fly and
  • Why the French word for ‘ticket’ was a homophone of an airline company.

And the only thing that got him round his round was the thought of a slice of mud pie that he was going to pinch from the fridge when he’d finished!

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