Hedging your bets

by 3arn0wl

As usual, Andy Bannister and DJ John Deere were out competing against each other yesterday. They decided to see who could lay the most.

No. It wasn’t one of those weird dreams where they’d each turned into one of Angela Anyould’s chickens.

Nor was there anything for Poppy Lowe to get upset (or jealous) about.

The two lads had just decided to make the most of the excellent weather to lay some hedges.

Needless to say, Andy won hands down.

But then, he was laying Hazel, whilst JD was wrestling with Ivy.

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