…and with all my worldly goods I thee endow.

by 3arn0wl

Unbeknownst to Poppy(!) Andy Bannister had popped into Poppleton on the 2B yesterday.

He’d decided to go and get the ring. Course he knew which one she wanted. He knew the size. And it happened to be on special offer.

They’d heard the t’wit of an 0wl on the way down to the Pig – and he’d considered that a good omen.

Tim Panini had littered tea lights around the place. They’d ‘bagsied’ a chesterfield, and with a large glass of Lord Rupert’s Blanc Plonk, Andy Bannister thought that the atmosphere was chilled enough to reply honestly to the question: “What were you up to in Poppleton yesterday then?”

Well that was a mistake:/

Even the cat retreated from her basket on the bar!


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