The case of the missing fruit

by 3arn0wl

Inspector Force and Sergeant John Constable hadn’t a moment to lose yesterday.

In a theft with international dimensions, at twenty-two minutes past four, a number of dates went missing.

The public are quite rightly troubled by the loss. Many feel significantly older.  Others are aggrieved that their birthday party plans have been ruined, and are concerned for the safety of subsequent celebrations.

The chief suspect is the international date thief, Greg O’Rian, who is currently on the run. Police want to question him regarding the theft of eleven dates.

“It’s O’Rian, alright – ” Ian Force mused, “ – those dates have got his fingerprints all over ’em.”

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