Beta vulgaris

by 3arn0wl

Despite the regular gigs, DJ John Deere’s musical taste is pretty much limited to improbably fast drum beat and heavy bass.

He’d loaded up his mp3 player:  selected the tracks, and sorted the order for tempo and key.  Today was going to be slammin’:  the surround sound in his cab was turned up to max!

JD was going to be doing what he liked doing best: he was out and about on the open road…  in an endless loop to and from the beet factory.

His trailer was loaded with the aesthetically challenged crop – £23 per ton, for those babies.  Then along the ‘b’ roads to the factory – weighed, unloaded and weighed again, before going back to the field for the next lot.


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