π n ps

by 3arn0wl

Following the formal fanksgiving at the Hallowed Prostitute, the farmers repaired with haste to the Flying Pig for a super meal of π n ps.

A prodigious quantity of ale was consumed: especially Trotters (Abv 3.1415926%), which, as Felicity Flowers once pointed out, “is very good with pies.”

An amateur group of accountants from Chorley – The Fiddlers & Dodgers – provided folk music, and there was country dancing late into the evening.

Andy Bannister and Poppy Lowe formally announced their engagement, and said that following a long ‘debate‘ they had decided to get married on Boxing Day.

When girlfriend Emily Appleby said that she couldn’t face her peas, Alistair Crookes finally understood what was happening, and worked out – using the formula P=π(2people×bonking) – that the baby would be due at lambing time.

And in the highly charged atmosphere, even Oliver Over stopped banging on about Rape long enough to give his wife a cuddle on the chesterfields.

And so it was, in the warmth and bonhomie of the Flying Pig, that the fine folk of Snodding and Sniffy faced the onset of Autumn.

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