House Barn on the Farm

by 3arn0wl

To celebrate the end of harvesting, the Snoddy and Sniffy Young Farmers had a bit of a rave down on Gawthrop Farm, Little Sniffy, last night.

They turned up on their quads, tractors and combines, prepared for a night of pmerry-making.

Landlord of the Flying Pig, Tim Panini, provided a bar for the revellers, who, according to Fiona, quaffed considerable quantities of the pub’s home-made cider, Scrum-P and perry, Maison.

DJ John Deere span the discs all through the night and the farmers sat around on the bales or danced til dawn.

Several of the lads apparently decided to have a ploughing competition at midnight,  though your correspondent can only find evidence of some wild oats they missed.

Unsurprisingly, none of the party-goers are as yet available for comment.

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