Everyone’s a critic.

by 3arn0wl

The guests seemed very rude about the wedding they attended at St. Mary Magdalene’s, Little Sniffy, yesterday.

Some criticised the choice of hymns – that Give me joy in my heart, O happy day and “All creatures great and small”, weren’t  weddingy enough.

Others thought that the bride’s dress was too revealing.

And then there was the bridegroom’s choice of footwear – though admittedly, someone ought to’ve told him that trainers really don’t go with a morning suit.

But where it’s the convention to fling confetti as the bride and groom emerge from the church, or toss some rice, it was difficult to understand quite why the congregation decided to …. ………...

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