Obesity at perennial intersection

by 3arn0wl

Oliver Bath had been sitting on the wooden bench at the junction all day,  waiting for it to happen.

Undergraduate,  Pixie Smith had peered out of her upstairs window periodically,  but hadn’t noticed anything unusual.

Several people had reduced their speed and looked both ways as they passed the notice in their car.

But there was no evidence of any overly rotund flora.  And no sign of mobile vegetation.

Thus,  it was with much consternation that the people of Chorley stood and gawped at the newly erected road sign – until they got hooted out of the way by a bulldozer.

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