A spate of Rape

by 3arn0wl

Inspector Force has been charging around here, there and everywhere, following reports of rape in the area.

The first tipoff led him to Home Farm, Upper Snodding, but all seemed very quiet there.

He drove down to Gawthrop Farm, but Eddie Lowe hadn’t seen anything out of the ordinary either.

But down in Lower Snodding, he caught DJ John Deere in a field with his bagful of seed, drilling, and he demanded an explanation!

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