Shopping Trip

by 3arn0wl

Gloria Devine was somewhat disconcerted around town earlier today.

She’d been boutiquing, and as a consequence she’d acquired a large number of bags. Finding it rather difficult to open doors, numerous council workers – a man unblocking the drains, another doing repairs at the sub-station and a third laying fibre optic cables – came to her aid.

As she walked back to the car park, she was amazed to see builders doffing their hard-hats, rather than engaging in their customary wolf-whistling and gestures.

And upon reaching her 4×4 and finding a flat tyre, she was astounded to find the guys from Fred’s Treads already replacing it!

She concluded that there must’ve been a serious outbreak of ….. ………..!


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