Posts tagged ‘Chorley’

June 29, 2012

Not a clue!

by 3arn0wl

She was sure he’d thought you just arranged to go somewhere nice with a mate and paid for the pop and crisps.  And all that was very enjoyable of course,  but she’d got other things planned too!

And boy was he surprised! In fact he thought a less broad-minded individual might’ve been shocked about some of the things that’d happened:  some nice, some gross and all of them dead embarrassing!

But how was he supposed to know what went on on a first date?  It was his first first date, after all!

June 27, 2012

The Three Degrees – Eve of tomorrow

by 3arn0wl

Out of the Chorley sausage making factory spews this season’s well-cured bangers, attired in their superhero gowns and mortar boards,  ready to take on the world.

Amongst them our protagonists.  How did they fair?

June 21, 2012

The time, The Place, any wear

by 3arn0wl

There was worship of an unexpected sort as Mick Jagger and Keith Richards left The Place this morning.

The pair were mobbed by a large group of Druids in full regalia as they struggled to reach their cars just after dawn, rather than the customary scantily clad young women they’re used to.

The crowds soon dispersed however, when they realised that the two gentlemen were …… .. … ……. … … … …….. …….

June 15, 2012

Cinders May Ball

by 3arn0wl

Earlier in the week, hyperbolic paraboloids were erected on the immaculately manicured lawns of Chorley Uni for the May Ball, and last night revellers arrived, arrayed in their finery,  feasted,  and then kicked off their shoes to dance.

Undergraduate Pixie Smith effervesced, “The band were brilliant, the fireworks were fantastic, and of course, you can’t beat a glass of the Flying Pig’s sparkling perry, Maison.”

But disaster struck at midnight, as an errant firework hit the marquee and fire engulfed the big top.

Thankfully there were no fatalities, and the two sisters who underwent surgery, had planned to do so before the event – for cosmetic reasons.

“It’s a miracle that no one was hurt.” Chorley University‘s Vice-Chancellor said, “It went from a fun party to Dante’s Inferno in no time.”

Fireman Harry Prince is currently touring the area, to redistribute several pairs of shoes.

May 14, 2012

Pass it on, boys.

by 3arn0wl

Well there they are.

Shitting nervously in the Great Hall, in perfectly rigid rows – like atoms in a solid – ready to take their final hurdle.

Their armoury?  Just a quiverful of quills and the knowledge dripped down over three years, from the generation above.

And amongst them a quiet, unassuming, intellectual who’s seen it all five times before.  But what makes Ray Burns stand apart from the rest?

April 30, 2012

Lundy munch

by Poppy ♥

and 3arn0wl’s scanning the menu in The Orchard;

Bill Spooner’s grabbed a Wry Tap in Bailey Dread and

the Vice-Chancellor’s devouring a hot sausage in the Carpenter’s Arms! ;)

March 23, 2012

One to go

by 3arn0wl

End of the week, and a study of students have gone out on the razz.

Starting with a few bevvies in the Carpenter’s Arms.

Then on to Chorley Tandorley for the CurryOke.

Well up for it, most of them were going to go to The Place, where DJ John Deere was spinning the discs, but Pixie Smith and the guy she’d just picked up cried off.  They’d made plans for Going Down in stead. ;)