Earlier this morning there was a multi vehicle incident on the road into Lower Snodding. Apparently a badling of ducks, in a suicidal manoeuvre, was waddling across the road from the village pond to peck at some Victoria sponge cake that had been crumbled up for them. This caused Angela Anyould of Glebe Farm, Little Sniffy, to do an emergency-stop on her Pashley Princess.
Perhaps not paying as much attention as he might have, the milk tanker happened upon the incident at some speed and, breaking abruptly, managed to spill some cream at the scene. “There’s no point getting upset over it,” the driver observed, “..’. …. . ……!”
Look out for the recipe for Canard a la fraises in the Special Features section of our magazine.